Coffee Shop AU

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COFFEE SHOP

An absolute staple. No matter what side of the counter you're on, the coffee shop is the absolute center of your life. Whether you're a barista, or just camped out in the corner with the good outlet while you write your novel. Perhaps you just really want to tell the cute person behind the counter that you've loved them since they gave you that coffee six months ago. Or you're overwhelmed with orders and nothing is going right. For good or bad, everyone needs their caffiene. ♨ Post a top level with your character and canon. Include any preferences you may have. If you're feeling bold, write a starter! ♨ Tag around, make your own world. ♨ Please mark any potentially triggering content

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[fomenting_peace]

Well, they fit inside my body. When they're all folded up.

[Aziraphale glances over his shoulder as if he's never really thought about it before.]

I suppose there isn't nearly enough room for them in there, but somehow it works anyway.

[Now he glances over Castiel's shoulder.]

Isn't that dreadfully inconvenient? Humans live in such short, narrow spaces. How do you avoid knocking things over and humans bumping into them?

[aprofoundbond]

That is very convenient. Wish Our Father would have thought to give that convenience to us.

[Castiel offers him a wry smile in response.]

Practice. And living with two humans who tend to knock many things over tends to provide ample opportunity to learn how not to bump into things and knock over irreplaceable artifacts.

It's...something of a learning experience.

[fomenting_peace]

I couldn't manage. It took over a millennium of practice to master the trick with only the human limbs to deal with.

[He smiles ruefully back.]

Maybe too convenient. Mine molt feathers like anything. I haven't bothered pulling them out for over a century now. If I ever do, I shudder to imagine the mess I'd make in the process. It would look like, oh... two giants had a pillow fight and it was the pillows that lost.

[aprofoundbond]

[Castiel grins at that, delighted by the image.]

We don't have a molting problem, thankfully. But I will admit that must be quite the sight to see.

It is always interesting, regardless, learning of how the mechanics in other worlds work.

[fomenting_peace]

So many worlds, and different in so many ways. Perhaps that shouldn't be surprising. God does have a real knack for "creativity," after all.

[Angel humor. A weak attempt at it, too.]

[aprofoundbond]

[Castiel grins at the joke, very appreciative even as he also tries not to think of his garrison, particularly, Uriel.]

Yes, he is quite the artist, what with all of the "divine inspiration" he possesses.